Songfic Challenge: No Angel.

Kaidan's eyes widened the moment the door opened to the filming set, seeing Rev bickering with a certain hanar movie star. "This one is confused. I am the one who saved the Citadel from the treacherous Saren and defeated Sovereign."

Shepard and Blas to were in a tug of war over a Carnifax pistol, and a salarian director fearing the worst. Javik rubbed his temples in small circular motions as he listened to the human and hangar tussle. "What did you do? Use one of your 'inkindle this' lines?" Rev retorted.

The hanar wrapped his tentacles around Shepard, who began biting them in return. If Kaidan wasn't a spectre, he'd say this scene was somewhat adorable. Javik, on the other hand, thought differently. "In my cycle, my people had a more distinct view on honor." The prothean stated. Eventually, the biotics had to pry off their commander from the pink alien.

"I can sue right?"

Kaidan let out an exhausted sigh, knowing that Shepard wasn't going to see any of the next Blasto movies again, at least without referring the hanar as the 'big stupid jellyfish.' "Your perspective on honor is primitive." Javik commented. "Yeah, so is nintey nine percent of everything is primitive to you." Kaidan groaned inwardly hearing Rev remark.

At least they wouldn't have to send a report to Hackett, explaining a skirmish over historical events.

They wouldn't, would they?

Baby put your arms around me, tell me I'm the problem
Know I'm not the girl you thought you knew and that you wanted
Underneath the pretty face is something complicated
I come with a side of trouble
But I know that why you're saying
Because you're no angel either baby

Lyrics to "No Angel" by Beyonce.