Artpop Challenge: MANiCURE.

"Imma dance."

Kaidan and Joker went pale as they heard these words come from the commander's mouth. Rev may have had way too much alcohol in him to think he can dance. "Ann' your common' with me." Rev slurred taking Kaidan's arm. "Bust a move out there! I'll just be sitting here with my beer! Watching!" Joker said watching one drunk commander and one drunk major leave to the dancefloor.

The two soon found themselves in an ocean of packed dancing bodies. "Oh yeah, you're definitely drunk." Kaidan declared to the smirking drunk Shepard. "Mmmmmm you smell good, new cologne?" The brown haired man asked. Then, Rev began grinding up against the biotic, erotic and making them moan.

"Rev, n-not here." Kaidan whispered. "No one's gonna look, and no one's gonna care." Shepard replied as he bucked his hips against Kaidan, their hard erections throbbing. "Rev...I-If you keep doing that.." Kaidan moaned with the other man, kissing sloppily but heatedly. "Ah!" Kaidan shot in his jeans after a last grinding from Shepard, who also came in his pants. "You happy now?" Kaidan asked, the man's arm thrown around his shoulders. No response came as the commander was out cold. "Well, we're going to have a talk about this in the morning." Kaidan said to the unconscious man as he helped him out of the club, leaving Joker.

Touch me in the dark
Put your hands all over my body parts
Throw me on the bed
Squeeze, tease, and please me that's what I said
I'm the chick who's 
Been coming around to lovin you
You're the medicine, I need to heal
The way, the way you make me feel

Lyrics from MANiCURE by Lady Gaga.