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(Fanfiction is Mshenko.)

Kaidan's eyes became the size of dinnerplates at what he saw in his hands. A data pad of Shepard's listed with hash tags on, of all things, Kaidan. The length was somewhere between impressive and just creepy. Considering how the Commander has so many options to do while Kaidan has his spectre work, he does this:

#KaidanAlenko:
#Favoriteltonthenormandy
#Favoritemjronthenormandy
#Favoritespectreinthegalaxy
#Howdoeshekeephishairlikethat
#Weneedmorerealitychecks
#Wereallyneedmorerealitychecks
#Amazingass
#Thatass
#Bioticbooty
#Bestheadachepainkillers
#Thatpuppydoglookhemakes
#Couldhetwerk
#Ibethecouldtwerk
#Iwanthimtotwerk
#Myfavoritebfonthecitadel
#Knowshissteak
#Canadianpride
#Nagnagnagnag (Kaidan doesn't approve of this one)
#Kaidanwithamoustache
#Kaidaninasuit
#Kaidanstudentlocation
#Kaidanhatesblastomarathon
#Kaidaninspeedopics (He and Shepard were going to have a talk)
#Kaidanbabypics (He and his mom were going to have a talk)
#Howtocookfood
#Howtonotburnfood (Kaidan holds back from laughing)
#Whydobioticseyesturnblue

Kaidan scanned on through the list, a different emotion by the minute.